Thursday, February 19, 2015

MLB Predictions

After suffering through abysmal football and basketball seasons, I am ready to look forward to the baseball season and the Mets getting back on the field. Thank God I have the Rangers for a few more months. This feels like one of those seasons when a lot of established teams look to be taking a step back and a lot of up and coming teams may finally break through and get to the playoffs. Here's how I see the final standings breaking down.

National League

East                                         Central                                   West

z-Washington                         y-Chicago                               y-Los Angeles
Miami                                     w-St. Louis                             w-San Francisco
NY Mets                                 Pittsburgh                               San Diego
Atlanta                                    Cincinnati                               Colorado
Philadelphia                            Milwaukee                             Arizona 
                                               
                                                                                                                  
American League
 
East                                         Central                                     West

y-Boston                                  y-Chicago                               z-Anaheim
w-Toronto                                Cleveland                                w-Seattle
NY Yankees                            Detroit                                     Oakland
Tampa Bay                              Kansas City                            Texas
Baltimore                                 Minnesota                               Houston

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Tonight's playlist

Six hours on my feet, serving pizza, refilling beverages, and cleaning the salad bar. My first shift is over. I feel pretty good mentally, but my feet are pretty exhausted. Right now, I think I'd prefer to date a female professional foot masseuse above all other jobs. Chilling with two pieces of deep dish and two cans of Bud now. By the way, there is no more annoying tweet in the world than two people talking about how much they adore each other on Twitter! That's what you have texting, phone calls, and friggin face-to-face conversations for!

Anyway, on a freezing, cold, tiring night, it's time to play mellow music and a lot of country.

1) "Till I Get It Right" Tammy Wynette
2) "Stardust" Nat King Cole
3) "Old Man" Neil Young
4) "Out on the Weekend" Neil Young
5) "Somewhere In My Broken Heart" Billy Dean
6) "Good Ol' Fashioned Love" Tracy Byrd
7) "Going Where the Lonely Go" Merle Haggard
8) "You Take Me For Granted" Merle Haggard
9) "Last In Love" George Strait
10) "Living For the Night" George Strait
11) "Dreaming Again" Jim Croce
12) "Valentine's Day" Bruce Springsteen

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Happy Singles Day

1) Thank the Lord that it is Valentine's Day. For one reason. The incessant jewelry and flowers commercials will now go away until next November.

2) There is no fitting music than old country music on Valentine's Day. Keith Whitley's "I Never Go Around Mirrors" and "Addicted" by Dan Seals work especially well.

3) So I've worked five shifts at Gino's East in the week since I've been hired. I certainly feel like I'm getting more ready to go on my own and wait on tables. I still need to get a server number, apron, and all that jazz. Oh, and can they order some company t-shirts? I mean I have a few black t-shirts I can wear, but I would like to wear a company shirt. I really feel my biggest issue will be knowing that I can't be everywhere at once and just learning to stay calm. But as far as the menu knowledge, I'm feeling very confident.

4)  I tried tending bar for the first time too. I was hoping watching all those episodes of Bar Rescue would pay off. I must have spent about a half hour free pouring for the first time, trying to master the 4 count that should equal one ounce poured. It wasn't easy; too many times, some water fell on the bar top. But I enjoyed doing it and I kept getting better with my technique.

5) Will I really try to do another Fuddrucker's challenge Wednesday night??? Last time, I went after 7 pounds of food, five pounds of burger and two pounds of bun. I got through about 3/4 of it in 50 minutes. before calling it quits. This time, it's a mere three pounds of beef, but there's also a pound of fries. I'm seriously debating...

Thursday, February 05, 2015

All at once

Well, in the last 48 hours, my life has changed quite drastically. It looks like we are reaching a conclusion to the eternal job search. I'm not going to mention specific company names as there are several situations that are still pending. It's a lot to keep up with, but it's a fun ride to hop aboard.

I was supposed to do a phone interview with School A, but I found out it had to be rescheduled to Wednesday. Another day of finishing homework.

I interviewed with School B on Tuesday in person. Now this is a good school on a local campus. It's a financial aid position and it's full time. The people in the office are a great group too. However, there are a couple of drawbacks. For instance, the hourly wage is a low range and even if I got the upper end of it, it would not be a great amount of money. The truth is it is a receptionist job within the office and I am overqualified for it. I felt okay about the interview process and I felt if they would offer me the position that I would accept it. But I knew they had more candidates to interview throughout the course of the week, so I couldn't feel too confident about it.

Later that afternoon, a temp agency called me. They asked if I could come in and meet with them to discuss my skills and see if there were any matches. So even if there wasn't a specific offer, it could lead to some possibilities.

So we come to Wednesday morning. I didn't wake up overly happy. I scoured the job sites and the college employment pages, looking for whatever I could find. That afternoon, I had a phone interview  with School A. I have a manager who I used to work with who recommended me for a job at this school. I spoke with the employment manager, who was a really nice lady. She thought I might be suited for another position at School A. So we had Job A1 and Job A2. We talked about the first job, which is what my boss does. It's full time and I could develop a career doing it. I liked that I could get up to six weeks of travel, going to other campuses around the country and I would have my expenses covered. However, the more I thought about it, the less enamored I felt with it. For instance, I'd be working between 11-8 four days a week as well as every other Saturday. And the hourly wage wasn't phenomenal. So I felt better about A2, since it was less of a call center environment.

Fifteen minutes after hanging up with School A, I got a call from School C. They wanted to offer me a job. It's a very good school and I would be an FA representative, which is what I want to do. However, there are two issues. One, it's part time; I can only work 29 hours a week. But that's how companies avoid paying benefits. Two, for legal reasons related to the college, I can't start until March 23. That's six weeks with no pay. So I realized I would be wise to get a part time job in the interim. Even better, it would help if I could keep it a night job so I could do both jobs simultaneously. I promised the employment manager that I would call back with a response. I felt confident I would accept it, but I wanted to know more about what would happen with School A. After all, I wasn't looking for a part time job. But I'd take it if it could lead to a full time job.

Twenty minutes after that call ended, guess what. Another phone call! This was from a mortgage company that I had never heard of. The position was a research staff writer. I have no experience with the mortgage or banking industry. 40 hour week, 8-5, in Lake Zurich, which is about 40 minutes away from my house. We arranged for an interview on Friday morning. The pay is better than the other positions, but since it's such a stretch, I wonder if it's the right fit.

So all those phone calls happened in the span of 90 minutes! It was pretty crazy. Part of me was really happy, but I couldn't help but wonder why this didn't happen sooner! I decided I needed to call School A the next day, as well as look for some part time jobs to do until I could start at School C. I started considering coffee shops, grocery stores, and restaurants. I needed something that wouldn't take a while to learn and could also offer me flexible hours. After all, this job is just a supplement. I drove to a local grocery store and dropped off an application and planned a few other places to go on Thursday morning. Keep in mind, of course, that I had an appointment with the agency on Thursday afternoon.

Now we get to Thursday. I applied at three grocery stores, two retail shops, a restaurant, and a local restaurant. Some seemed promising, some not so much. During the course of the drive, I called School A. I told her about the other offer I had from School B and she felt it was best for me to accept it, especially if I preferred job A2 over A1. She gave me some new news, which was that they were looking towards some internal candidates to fill position A2. And the other factor when I calculated my wages for the year, the part time job at School C was only going to pay me about $200 less than Job A1. And that's working 10 fewer hours a week with a shorter commute. The only advantage of Job A1 was I would have benefits.

I felt best about the liquor store, but I decided to check Pizza place B. The owner greeted me at the door and immediately invited me to sit down. He then offered me a soft drink, which was really great. I sipped on iced tea and he came over and asked me a few questions. He asked everything from if I had transportation, to what I knew about the company, to if I hated any groups of people, to my favorite movie and music. I made sure to tell him I used to work at California Pizza Kitchen and I was an elite Yelp reviewer. After a 15 minute conversation, where he didn't even look at my application, I walked out of that pizzeria with a job.

I then immediately called School C and told them I would accept the position. I asked about what hours I was to work, so I could coordinate the two jobs if necessary. I don't have set hours yet, but the manager is willing to be flexible. The only catch is I must work one evening a week. At this point, since I have Alpha on Tuesday nights, I'm thinking I might try to keep it on Thursday nights. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. As it stands, I have six weeks to figure out the pizzeria before I have to scale back my hours.

But the story doesn't end there. I still have the mortgage interview on Friday morning. And then, I'm making lunch today, on Thursday afternoon. I get a call from an 815 area code. I know that's the south suburbs of Chicago. It's School D. They want to set up a phone interview with me for Monday. It's a full time job that can pay a little less, the same, or a little more than School C. I know I'd have to pay highway tolls to drive there. Of course, there is the possibility of benefits and it's also a financial aid job. Right now, I'm planning to explain that I have another offer, but it's part time. If they want me, then I'm going to need the highest end of the range. I really have nothing to lose by telling them that at this point.

So after 48 hours of insanity, here's what I'm thinking. I'm putting Schools A and B on the backburner. I can't imagine going with them now. As for the mortgage, it's kind of a wild card. I don't know if I'd accept it, unless it felt like a perfect fit in the interview tomorrow. I can only see this going two realistic ways. I take School C and the pizza combination or I will  just take School D.

It's taken a long time to get to this point. Nine months of pain, rejection, and frustration. But the end is in sight. Better days are ahead.

Monday, February 02, 2015

Five quick hits

1) I'm disgusted with this government. I should not have to pay for health insurance if I don't want to. Especially if I'm young and in good health. It is nothing more than an added expense that I don't want and currently don't need.

2) I want the doctor to tell me I'm not getting enough gluten in my diet.

3) Grad school update: 11 classes down, 3 to go. In terms of time, it's 16 months down and 4 to go.

4) Going to take a break from social media. As in Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Plus sports radio. Anyone who knows me knows that's a huge thing for me to give up. Basically, it's a way to avoid the bullshit about the Super Bowl and Satan winning it. I'm going to try to make it through Tuesday night, if not longer. We'll see how it goes.

5) I should have been heading to Nashville this coming Friday for a couple of fun days watching the Rangers play the Predators, listening to country music, and visiting a lot of museums. I was really excited about it. Instead, I'm staying home. Thanks for screwing it all up Dad...

Miserable

Fuck the New England Patriots. From their bombastic owner, their asshole coach, their queer, overrated QB, the Judas that plays cornerback, down to the ballboys who cheated. All of them can go straight to hell. If there was a way that I can have some kind of operation to forget everything I know about sports, I would sign for it today. My life has enough pain as is. This shit only magnifies everything that is bad in my life and in this sorry, dark, disgusting world.

Communication

I have no respect for a company that makes promises and offers potential, but has no clue how to communicate with its employees. Not to mention having a communication system that is so flawed that it hampers the ability for its employees to make a living. Let's break this down.

In this joke of an insurance job, I get a pack of leads to call and set up appointments. These are from people who have filled out a little yellow union card, indicating that they want someone to call them and speak to them about receiving their benefits. There are about 40 pages in each pack, 3 leads on each page. So it's about 115 leads total, when you factor in duplicates and what not.

Here's the issue. A lot of people call someone, do the appointments, and never turn the pack back in. So when I request a certain zip code, I'm getting some of the same leads that some other agent just worked over. When I call someone, and they actually pick up, I frequently hear that someone was out to see them just last month. I wish I had five bucks for each time I heard that. I would have made enough money to pay for my laptop computer that I had to buy to do this joke of a job.

Then, there is the factor of internal communication. Twice, I have gone to do appointments and a manager promised they'd be there...and then they weren't. That left me on my own. If that's not enough, I had a Thursday afternoon presentation at 12 pm. I had a different manager who promised to meet me there. So it's 11:58 AM. I'm waiting in front of the house in Bartlett, waiting for Oscar to show up so we could go in together. Two minutes before the appointment is set to begin, my phone buzzes. It's Oscar. He tells me that his daughter just got sick at school and he had to head home. He said he was one minute away from the house when he got the call. I hate to call out the integrity of someone I don't know. But the timing was just too perfect. Two minutes before, and he gets the phone call?! After some serious reflection, I think it was a setup. I understand the need for me to grow and the need to get comfortable doing insurance presentations on my own. But I don't appreciate the swerves.

Then, it's today. We just had a pretty big snowstorm that lasted about 36 hours. We always have a weekly meeting on Monday at 11 as a large group and then we have an agency meeting at 3 and then call night begins around 4 or 4:30. I drove 40 minutes to Lombard over a ton of ice. The lot was maybe 20 percent full. That raised my suspicion as the whole agency is there on Monday morning. By 10:50, parking is usually at a premium. So checked GroupMe, which is the app we use to communicate with each other and motivate one another and all that crap. I checked it and it said I had been removed from the group 28 days ago. I know that's not true, because I was on it two days prior. So, there's no meeting and I received no communication about it. If they decided not to renew my contract, which I'm guessing is the case, they could have had the balls to tell me. They didn't have the decency to give me the courtesy of an e-mail, which would have been low class to begin with. And I was pretty much ready to quit anyway. I'm better than they are and it's no wonder their turnover rate is higher than the Oakland Raiders head coaching position.

The bottom line is this. I didn't make a dime for AIL. But their crap communication system hampered my ability to make me money and help their business. So on that note, I would like to extend a farewell to this company. Thanks for costing me $700 and for letting me work for you for the last six weeks without a single cent going into my pocket. You are pathetic.