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Monday, February 02, 2015
Five quick hits
2) I want the doctor to tell me I'm not getting enough gluten in my diet.
3) Grad school update: 11 classes down, 3 to go. In terms of time, it's 16 months down and 4 to go.
4) Going to take a break from social media. As in Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Plus sports radio. Anyone who knows me knows that's a huge thing for me to give up. Basically, it's a way to avoid the bullshit about the Super Bowl and Satan winning it. I'm going to try to make it through Tuesday night, if not longer. We'll see how it goes.
5) I should have been heading to Nashville this coming Friday for a couple of fun days watching the Rangers play the Predators, listening to country music, and visiting a lot of museums. I was really excited about it. Instead, I'm staying home. Thanks for screwing it all up Dad...
Miserable
Communication
In this joke of an insurance job, I get a pack of leads to call and set up appointments. These are from people who have filled out a little yellow union card, indicating that they want someone to call them and speak to them about receiving their benefits. There are about 40 pages in each pack, 3 leads on each page. So it's about 115 leads total, when you factor in duplicates and what not.
Here's the issue. A lot of people call someone, do the appointments, and never turn the pack back in. So when I request a certain zip code, I'm getting some of the same leads that some other agent just worked over. When I call someone, and they actually pick up, I frequently hear that someone was out to see them just last month. I wish I had five bucks for each time I heard that. I would have made enough money to pay for my laptop computer that I had to buy to do this joke of a job.
Then, there is the factor of internal communication. Twice, I have gone to do appointments and a manager promised they'd be there...and then they weren't. That left me on my own. If that's not enough, I had a Thursday afternoon presentation at 12 pm. I had a different manager who promised to meet me there. So it's 11:58 AM. I'm waiting in front of the house in Bartlett, waiting for Oscar to show up so we could go in together. Two minutes before the appointment is set to begin, my phone buzzes. It's Oscar. He tells me that his daughter just got sick at school and he had to head home. He said he was one minute away from the house when he got the call. I hate to call out the integrity of someone I don't know. But the timing was just too perfect. Two minutes before, and he gets the phone call?! After some serious reflection, I think it was a setup. I understand the need for me to grow and the need to get comfortable doing insurance presentations on my own. But I don't appreciate the swerves.
Then, it's today. We just had a pretty big snowstorm that lasted about 36 hours. We always have a weekly meeting on Monday at 11 as a large group and then we have an agency meeting at 3 and then call night begins around 4 or 4:30. I drove 40 minutes to Lombard over a ton of ice. The lot was maybe 20 percent full. That raised my suspicion as the whole agency is there on Monday morning. By 10:50, parking is usually at a premium. So checked GroupMe, which is the app we use to communicate with each other and motivate one another and all that crap. I checked it and it said I had been removed from the group 28 days ago. I know that's not true, because I was on it two days prior. So, there's no meeting and I received no communication about it. If they decided not to renew my contract, which I'm guessing is the case, they could have had the balls to tell me. They didn't have the decency to give me the courtesy of an e-mail, which would have been low class to begin with. And I was pretty much ready to quit anyway. I'm better than they are and it's no wonder their turnover rate is higher than the Oakland Raiders head coaching position.
The bottom line is this. I didn't make a dime for AIL. But their crap communication system hampered my ability to make me money and help their business. So on that note, I would like to extend a farewell to this company. Thanks for costing me $700 and for letting me work for you for the last six weeks without a single cent going into my pocket. You are pathetic.
Monday, January 19, 2015
Not a good idea
Basically, at this insurance job, the week runs from Thursday at 2 p.m. to the next Thursday at 1:59 p.m. Then, we get a check the following Monday...if we make any money, that is. So I've had no sales in the first four days. Today, we have our team meeting from 12-1. Our boss gives us one of his rah-rah, fire you up speeches where he talked about the opportunity that's out there. There's all this money to make, there are this people to see, this is what you're capable of achieving, start setting goals. All the typical BS. He gets through that and then two managers step up to the podium. They go through the halftime list. Now I've been at this company five weeks and I've never heard of this. They proceed to publicly call out every agent who has not made a sale in the last four days. They then ask them what is the reason and what our goal is. I knew I was getting called out. I haven't made a sale yet in the three weeks I've been doing presentations. Most of it is pathetic leads. But some of these pricks who started after me are making money and I'd be lying if I said it didn't burn me up. I'm hurting enough already inside. I don't need to be publicly embarrassed in front of 30 of my peers. I said my ALP goal was $1300 by Thursday. That would translate to me making about $310 for the week. The truth? All I want is to get a $600 check and get out of here. In other words, I just want to make enough to pay off my laptop, business cards, temp license, and gas money. I would be satisfied with just breaking even and getting the hell out of here. Because through five weeks, this job has cost me a whole lot more than it's given me. Hopefully, it'll work out, but right now, it's getting worse and worse.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Drifting
2) I have no desire to eat today. I know some people eat when they're miserable, because it helps them feel better. To me, if I'm not going to enjoy the food, why would I eat it?
3) 28 degrees today...and it seems warm.
4) I don't know about this insurance deal. Two appointments, no sales. Six door knocks...nobody home. In other words, I made zero money. My manager told me it's the first Saturday he's ever had where no one was home on a Saturday. Unbelievable. I'm looking at other jobs. Because I am not happy where I am.
5) I am amazed how some people can look at one incident and think they can tell everything about someone's character when they have no clue what else may be going on in that person's life. Especially slightly older females who live in the Midwest. Seems to be the norm...
6) 10 A's down. 4 classes to go. Can June 23 get here already?
7) Would you please come back...by the time I count to fifty?
8) Debating whether or not to see Taken 3
9) One month till Nashville...
10) I changed my mind; I feel like eating something incredibly unhealthy.
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Florida-Days 4 and 5
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Florida-Day 3
We had a 10 am tour at Babcock wilderness, which is a 91,000 acre property filled with wildlife and different ecosystems. It must have taken 25 minutes of driving from any hint of civilization until we got to the place. We took a 90-minute buggy tour with about 40 other people. One of the highlights for me was getting to pet a baby alligator. She felt very scaly and jagged, but still smooth. I also saw three-horned cows, wild turkeys, and an actual Florida panther named Ossie. In the sea, I must have seen 20 alligators. In the air, I saw a blue heron, a few hawks, and a group of circling vultures. It was a fun experience and was worth the time.
We headed back to Punta Gorda and checked out Fisherman's Wharf. It was basically a pier with a bunch of local, unique shops. I really liked this place, as there was a nice blend of expensive stores and casual stores. I nearly purchased a really nice black, short-sleeved, button-down shirt, but since I already have one like it, I took a pass. We ate at a New England style seafood restaurant. Mom had a lobster roll, which was about as predictable as the sun going down come late afternoon. Thankfully, she liked it. We split an order of onion rings; this place makes over 25,000 pounds of them every year. They tasted light and had a nice crunch. Really good rings. Also, the portion size was manageable. Too many times, I order onion rings or strings and there are just so many that I feel full. Thankfully, that didn't happen. I ordered a whole belly Ipswich clam roll. It came on a toasted hot dog roll, with nothing. No tartar sauce, no lemon, no lettuce and tomato. Just the clams. They came out crispy and full of flavor. After all that fried food, at least I ordered a salad for my side. Unfortunately, the waitress never refilled our drinks. But she must have been in her 60s and I give her credit for learning to take orders on a tablet.
I did a little more window shopping. I went into an ice cream parlor and I was tempted to try either the orange pineapple or they key lime ice cream. I asked to sample them and I was told that the staff was not allowed to hand out samples. So I walked away. I liked the board game store too. I thought about getting games like Rook, Cribbage, and Sequence for Dogs. They even has bacon toothpaste, bacon bandages, and Jesus soap. I really wonder how excited the Lord is to know we're naming soap after him.
Anyway, we headed back north on the Tamiami trail. Port Charlotte was the first city over the Peace River after we left Punta Gorda. Suffice to say, there is nothing that would entice me to return there. It's just blah. Around Sarasota, there was some punk kid blasting his music so loud in the truck next to us that I felt my eardrums vibrating. Actually, I take that back. It wasn't music. It was vulgar rap. And our car windows were closed! I'm sorry, but that crap deserves a ticket. We eventually got back to the hotel around five.
After watching two episodes of Forensic Files, I left for Engine No. 9, a hockey-themed burger bar in downtown St. Petersburg. Of course, I wore a Rangers jersey and asked to watch Rangers vs. Devils. I had a Dogfish beer, which I enjoyed, before switching to a Yuengling draft. I ordered the Demi-God burger, which had Swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, bacon, portabella mushrooms, caramelized onions, and horseradish mayo. It came out cooked perfectly medium and juicy. This burger was absolutely tremendous and I would definitely order it again. The sweet potato fries were crispy and thick. They came with ketchup, so of course, I just had them as is. Also, they had a little bit of a vanilla flavor to them. As for the game, the Rangers were winning 2-0 when I left and wound up winning 3-1 as Derek Stepan notched a hat trick. And for dessert, I finished off that last cannoli. I might need to work out in the morning before church tomorrow...
Friday, December 26, 2014
Florida-Day 2
The first stop of the day was St. Pete Beach which is off the west coast of mainland St. Petersburg. We drove down the inlets, noticing a lot of hotels, summer beach homes, and small shops. It would be a really neat place to spend a weekend. One part of the inlet where we spent a lot of time is called Pass-A-Grille. Very laid back area, that may be best known for the Don CeSar hotel, an enormous pink hotel that has a lot of history in the area. They only had a few places to shop and eat, but it was just a really cool beach community.
We headed back over to the east side of St. Petersburg to check out Mazzaro's Italian market. This was in a tough area of town, surrounded by car washes, empty parking lots, and the site of a future Dunkin' Donuts. But I could tell this place was the real deal because it had statues outside of lions and the Virgin Mary. We went in and I nearly fainted. The smell of garlic, roasted peppers, and Italian cheese permeated through my nose, just making me feel so alive. We went to the deli counter, where about 20 people were waiting for their sandwich orders. Mom got a roast beef while I got a salami and capicola. They topped the sandwiches with provolone cheese, Romaine lettuce, Italian slaw, tomatoes, red onions, roasted peppers, oil, vinegar, and Italian spices. First, having lettuce and cabbage was really different. I almost feel like I didn't need the lettuce with the slaw being on there. And the red onions didn't work for me, I felt they were just too strong. But the meat was fresh and that bread was just perfect. Soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside, and just thick enough to keep all those ingredients inside. Really good, though next time, I'd go for an Italian sausage or a chicken parmesan sandwich.
We also got two cannolis. I had never had a cannoli quite like this. The cream wasn't bright white, as most are. This had some brown specks. Later, I found out the brown specks were cinnamon oil. The oil gave the cannoli a richness and sophistication that I have never had in another cannoli. Just tremendous.
We then headed over to downtown St. Pete. I wanted to check out Haslam's, which is the largest bookstore in Florida. It wasn't as big as Powell's in Portland, but they had some cool things. One was an assortment of vintage jigsaw puzzles with some unique themes such as pencils, vending machines, the 60s, the Three Stooges, and state postcards. One of the interesting books was titled "Things Every Man Should Know." It had everything from dressing to changing a tire to poker terms to how to fart in public...Then, Mom spent about 45 minutes checking out shorts and shoes in a local shop. Meanwhile, I sat outside watching five dudes walk into an antique store together. They were either queer or...nah I guess there's no other possibility.
It was around 3:30 and we weren't quite sure what to do, so we went over to Hogan's Beach to grab a drink. This place opened two years ago and is a shrine to Hulk Hogan. It is in Tampa, right near the airport and on the water. It's also attached to a Best Western hotel, which may not be the best hotel to be associated with! I walked in and it was like a museum. On the wall were Hogan's movie posters and classic pictures from wrestling and films. There were glass cases filled with action figures, championship belts, and plenty of other Hogan odds and ends. We went to sit in the outside bar, but it was totally filled with smoke and there was barely any room. I refused to sit around smokers unless absolutely necessary. So we went back inside and sat at the empty bar and were told it wasn't open for five more minutes. We did not care about that. Here's what we did care about. Numerous tables had empty plates and baskets on them and had not been cleaned. Also, all the liquor bottles at the bar were covered with paper cone cups instead of pour spout tops. Even worse, three girls were standing around at the merch table, just yapping away and refusing to clean anything up. And the inside dining room was way too dark. There are championship belts on the highest parts of the walls. The problem is the lighting is so dark that they can barely be seen. Outside though, there are three bars and two sand volleyball courts. I guess this place is just a nightspot. The drinks were fine, though they took about ten minutes, came in plastic cups, and weren't exactly large. I had a Hogan's punch, which was similar to a rum runner. And it was happy hour so I got it for $5.00 instead of $8.90. Nice discount. I went once and can't imagine returning.
After chilling at the hotel for a bit (homework time for me), we drove 25 minutes back to southwest St. Pete. We had dinner at Ted Peter's Smoked Fish. I can't imagine coming to this area and not eating there. I had a frosted mug of High Life $2.99. Mom's wine was served in a frosted mug as well, which was kind of crazy. We both ordered the mahi. It came with their German potato salad, which is unreal. It is loaded with bacon and bacon grease and had NO MAYO! It also comes with pineapple cole slaw and a slice of tomato, sweet onion, and a pickle spear. There are also sides of horseradish sauce and spicy horseradish sauce as well. I like to squeeze lemon on my fish and smear it with the spicy horseradish. Then I cut the tomato, pickle, and onion into small pieces and eat some of those with the fish. The mahi came out moist with a little bit of smoky flavor from the red oak that they use. It's just such a unique product and it tastes great and healthy at the same time.
Florida-Day 1
So we checked in two bags and headed to the employee security line. This is the advantage of Mom being an active employee, well, just one of them. We get to skip the whole security line. We've been through this procedure a thousand times. Shoes off, belt off, liquids out, pockets emptied, laptop computer in its own tray. Not too difficult. Except Mom was held up. All of a sudden, one of the TSA guys produced a steak knife. It looked like one of ours, but it still didn't click for me. I then realized mom had packed four apples and some small containers of peanut butter. She brings these to work every day, along with a knife, which is no problem since she enters the airport through another entrance when she works there. This time, she simply forgot to take the knife out of her bag. They conducted an investigation, even calling in the Chicago police. I was worried we would get detained. Obviously, they confiscated the knife, which was not a big deal. But fortunately, after about a 20-minute wait, they let Mom go. As we were walking away, the chief cop called out to Mom, "Bananas tomorrow!"
We made the flight with about 20 minutes to spare. I was out of it; I probably slept 90 minutes of that 2-hour flight. In Charlotte, we split two slices of Sbarro pizza. They had a variety slice with meat and veggies and I chose a slice of cheese for the simple reason that it looked fresh. It held us over, at least. I also checked out the EA Sports store. It had a few places to play video games as well as some local sports gear. I thought about picking up a NC State shirt, since I took a class there, but nothing really suited me. The Tampa flight was pretty smooth. We got our luggage after what seems like 15 minutes and rented a gray Hyundai Accent from Alamo. We had two economy cars to choose from and I made the call based on it having a lot of plugs. Of course, I tried plugging my phone into the USB plug and...the plug is shot. I know it's not the charger; it worked in my car two days ago! So it's a good thing I brought along my portable multi-charger.
We checked into the Courtyard in Clearwater, which looks like a replica of the Tampa Courtyard we stayed in last year. Same layout, same lobby, same features, the whole she-bang. We headed to Ybor City in Tampa for Christmas dinner at Columbia. Even though our reservation was at 3, we were sat at 2. We got a different pitcher of sangria; this one was the imported. It used Torres brandy, plus a very high quality Spanish wine, called Sangre de Toro. I enjoyed it since the different liquors added a little sophisticated, well-rounded flavor to the sweetness of the fruit. Of course, we started with the 1905 salad with spicy shrimp. It is the simplest salad, but it is so good! Iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese, green olives, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, Romano cheese...and that garlicky shrimp. It's just perfect. And of course, you get a hot loaf of Cuban bread! I just love my carbs! My entrée was Mahi Mahi veradero. They took a piece of Mahi Mahi and crusted it in crushed plantain banana chips, topping it with a citrus butter sauce and fresh lump crabmeat. They served it with yellow rice and a mix of broccolini, red onions, and garlic. Just an amazing seafood dish.
We drove over to the AMC theater to catch the premier of "Unbroken." I have a tremendous amount of respect for Louis Zamperini. I have heard him speak several times and I have read the book that this film was based on. So I was looking forward to the movie, as were many other people, apparently. By the time we got on line, at least sixty people had already formed a line. It was an incredibly emotional and powerful movie. My only real disappointment was that they overlooked his life once he returned from war. I know the film was over two hours long, but there is no doubt they could have extended it another 20 minutes. I would have liked a scene where he actually went back to Japan and met with his captors. Even if they ignored his faith conversion at the Billy Graham crusade, a scene in Japan would have helped bring the story full circle.
There wasn't much else to do at night except drink water, watch the Food Network and a Jeff Dunham special, and do a little homework. I tried studying the script for work, but without the videos, it's just not clicking for me yet.
Saturday, December 20, 2014
The wait is over. Hired.
I could go farther into the details of the position, but what's the point? Here's what I will say. I have been out of a full time job for eight months. I have had some very good times during those eight months and I have had some incredibly dark moments. Perhaps the lowest was the Monday before Thanksgiving when I realized I would not get any unemployment beyond six months. Aside from my weekly minimum wage job at Andy Frain, I had no more funds coming in. And that job was nowhere enough to pay my monthly bills; it was barely enough to put gas in the car.
I had applied for over 350 jobs and never had so much as a job offer. I was in school, earning all A's, and I had been promised I would get benefits till the end of my benefit year: April of 2015. And some prick at the front desk turns me away and says I can re-apply in six months. I know I don't have six months. I remember the pain of that Monday morning as I walked out of the unemployment office in Elgin, sat in my car, and I cried, I screamed, I cursed, I slapped the steering wheel.
I drove right over to Willow Creek Church and met with a care pastor. It was a young black gentleman, certainly younger than me, which seemed strange to me. But I went with it. He encouraged me, as I expected and gave me a few resources. I felt a little better, but still felt like I was totally drifting. I knew I had a few job opportunities, but until you get the actual offer, they're just that, opportunities. He did encourage me to give financially, which I knew I needed to do. And now it was even scarier.
Fast forward to Wednesday, Thanksgiving Eve. Harvey Carey was the guest speaker at the midweek service at Willow Creek. He is a pastor in Detroit, full of life, energy, and passion for God. I knew I had to go. The topic was giving thanks in a strange place. He said so many memorable things but one of them that really stuck with me was this. He said it wasn't about just praying for circumstances to change. But I needed to pray to God for him to change me through my circumstances. That prayer is so much more powerful and impactful.
I can't say what changed, but I knew I was not going to be the same after that. And it took almost another month, but I finally got hired into a full time position. It is a radically different position than what I have been doing previously, but it required good communication, a willingness to help others, and a strong work ethic. That is me.
So $480 later, after having to buy a laptop and a temporary insurance license, I'm ready to go. Let's see what happens.
Twas the Friday before Christmas
1) Maggie's appetite is relentless. She was even begging for some of Mom's salad. At least Hogan had discernment. He'd go for meat, cheese, and ice cream. Maggie, on the other hand, will go for anything you will put in front of her. I was eating sliced turkey and stuffing for lunch and she stared at me as if she was entitled to half. Of course I gave her about half a slice of turkey. So hard to resist that face!
2) So with another small bald patch on my goatee, I had to trim the sides off, leaving me with a mustache, soul patch, and some chin fuzz. The latest famous person I've been compared to...Captain Jack Sparrow.
3) I find it hysterical that this movie "The Interview" is basically banned from every major movie theater in America. Let me see if I understand this. Two drama movies can come out within a month about plotting to assassinate the U.S. President. But an absurd comedy about knocking off the North Korean dictator is so offensive that it cannot ever be mentioned again. Really? You know it's going to become a cult classic.
4) What is it with me and getting along with people who live out of state? I guess there is the advantage of being able to word your answers just how you want to before you hit the send button. Yet, it's not a real connection. Then, you might find out somebody is not who they said they were. Happened to me twice this year. Found out two certain females were complete frauds, for different reasons, living in the same state and both fans of the same baseball team I root for. Just lame. And pathetic.
5) "You must arrange your days so that you are experiencing total contentment, joy, and confidence in your everyday life with God." Dallas Willard. It's not easy. But I'm going to try.
Song pick: "There'll Be No Peace Without All Men As One" Ray Charles
Restaurant review: Standard Market Grill, Naperville IL
I also had the mustard honey chicken sandwich. Pretzel batard, grilled chicken, Monterey Jack cheese, roasted red pepper, bacon, avocado, Bibb lettuce, red onion, mustard-honey. Everything just came together perfectly. I'd order it again for sure.
And the sides are great. The market side salad as these soft cornbread croutons. There is no crouton anywhere near as good as these. And it's true, get the sweet potato fries. Incredibly thick, nicely seasoned, and a good honey-mustard dipping sauce. I want some chicken fingers for that mustard!!!
The Arnold Pomer was a really good drink; it's basically an Arnold Palmer with pomegranate juice. Very refreshing and refills are free. And there are no salt and pepper shakers. They give you a grinder that has coarse salt on one end and peppercorns on the other. You grind either side, so both the salt and pepper are as fresh as can be. Awesome. And the service was really good, everybody was very friendly.
For a casual place, the ingredients are top notch and the menu is unique and creative while being approachable. Definitely will return.
Monday, December 08, 2014
Sunflower Blogger Challenge
1) My goatee has a tendency to disappear in certain spots for months at a time and then I need to trim or color the rest of it to make it look decent.
2) I believe I have brown eyes, but some people think I have hazel.
3) I wish there was a way I could be taller.
4) I have a space heater in my basement that I use on my feet, since they're almost always cold.
5) I have become a huge fan of DDP Yoga.
6) I do not eat ketchup, mayo, water chestnuts, Indian food, sushi, croutons, olives, or most things with chocolate.
7) I once drew arrows with crayons on my parents' new wallpaper. I was watching Sesame Street and had this divine inspiration. I couldn't understand why they were so angry at me!
8) The celebrity most people say I look like is Mike Piazza.
9) I have had two dogs in my life: both cocker spaniels.
10) My favorite state to visit is Arizona...and I've been to over 40.
11) My least favorite row on an airplane is the first row of coach. It allows for too an easy a view of first class and you don't reap any of the benefits. It's an evil tease!
Courtney's questions to me
1) If you had to eat the same meal for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Pasta with some meat and vegetables
2) Baseball or football?
Go to baseball, but football on TV
3) What's a book you've read more than once?
"Everyone's Normal Till You Get to Know Them" John Ortberg
4) Blue raspberry or cherry?
Cherry, I don't think I've seen blue raspberry.
5) Would you want a fancy wedding or a more frugal one?
I would go frugal. I don't understand spending lavishly on weddings if there are more pressing financial needs.
6) What's your biggest pet peeve?
Drivers who do not use turn signals
7) Y'all or you guys?
You guys
8) New York or Nashville?
New York! But I am going back to Nashville in February for the first time in 15 years, so let's see how that goes!
9) Dr. Pepper or Coke?
Coke. That's a layup! And throw in a lime!
10) How has the Lord blessed you recently?
A groupon to Comedy Sportz in downtown Chicago
11) If money weren't a worry, what job would you like to have for the rest of your life?
Restaurant reviewer
If anyone is interested, here are my questions to any blogger reading this...
1) Favorite non-chocolate dessert?
2) Train or bus?
3) Favorite Bible book?
4) Beatles or Rolling Stones?
5) Favorite musical instrument?
6) Least favorite sound?
7) What business is not near where you live, but you wish it was?
8) Best place you've ever traveled?
9) Most important quality you look for in a friend?
10) If you could meet one person from history, who would it be?
11) If you were to live in a country other than America, where would you live?
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Thanksgiving
I am so glad I went to Willow Creek church last night and heard the great Harvey Carey PREACH about giving thanks in strange places. I'm going to hold onto that message. I'm going to hold onto my faith in God's power to change me, not just my circumstances. I will give thanks because these are the times when people are tested and I'm getting that opportunity now.
I will never be perfect. I will not be the same person again. I'm going to a better man coming out of this desert, even if I don't know when time may come. Even in the midst of this darkness, I will not be broken!
Happy Thanksgiving.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Scrunched
I was really excited to work an NFL game. But since it was in St Louis, I had to get up early. Specifically, I woke up at 2:45 am.
I left home at 3:15 and made it to the Enterprise in Schaumburg just before 4 where I met up with my colleagues from the event staffing company. We crammed 14 people in a supposed 15 seat passenger can. I took the backseat.
I slept most of the 4.5 hour trip, listening to a few podcasts on the way. This was actually my first tune in downtown St Louis. We had to pay about a dollar each for parking. Considering we were working, I have no idea why we'd pay for parking. We walked into the annex section of the Edward Jones Dome.
As the uniform requirements stated, I removed my jacket and hoodie and put on the white polo shirt over my white t shirt.
My group was sitting in this area that between the rows of plastic chairs, concrete floor, and drab, industrial atmosphere, looked like it was right out of the DMV. In a roped off area of the room, I could see people sitting at round tables and eating. I looked closer and I could see a carving station we couldn't access. What a tease!
A supervisor I'd never seen pulled me up and I was suddenly facing everyone else. He also pulled three girls I didn't know. I had no idea why we were standing. Someone said it was because we were not wearing the right shoes. I didn't see that as my shoes were basically all black, unlike the girls.
Eventually we got escorted out of the room and out of the building into the 30 degree temps. It was around 9:15 am. I wound up working at a bag requirements booth, which are stationed all around the dome. Basically, this guy Jay had a megaphone and read a script about what was and wasn't allowed in the building. Clear bags and small purses a
Only, it's been an NFL policy since last year. Jay made the announcements. Meanwhile, I just stood there passing out tiny plastic bags to anyone who wanted them.
The temperature wasn't too bad initially. There wasn't much wind either, which would have made it really tough working outside. But the weather got worse quickly. Around 10, the snow started falling. Now I had no idea I'd be outside. I couldn't find my winter hat and I just had my gloves and a very light jacket. Standing there for all those hours, I was freezing. My bigger job was probably not catching hypothermia. Time just refused to go by. What felt like an hour turned out to be only 15 minutes.
At 12:30, we went inside to thaw out. My legs felt so stiff, but I couldn't wait to get inside that building. They walked us back outside and over to the annex building again. Other workers were turning in their white polo shirts and jackets, but I knew none of these people, so I wasn't sure what to do. I just went into my bag and ate my almond butter sandwich and apple. And I just sat down in the DMV, waiting for what to do next. I didn't really care what I did, I just wanted to stay inside.
A few of my fellow Chicago employees showed up and not too long after that, we we were told we could go home. We left around 1:45. But the aggravation wasn't over.
As we left, I realized my gloves were gone. Terrific. My new pair lasted three weeks.
On the ride home, we had one extra rider. Of course, they sit in the backseat. So we have four people smashed together like sardines for a five hour van ride back to Schaumburg. This wasn't working an NFL game. I never saw the concourse, never saw the field, never saw one play. We were treated like cattle today.