I started the gym with 20 minutes on the elliptical before doing my arms circuit. Off to breakfast and it was straight to the omelet bar. This would become my go to nearly every day on board. Cheese, bacon, spinach, tomato, mushroom. They gave me my pager and about 5 minutes later, breakfast was ready.
I saw there was a family shuffleboard competition on the sports deck near the top of the ship. So I headed on up. And no one showed up except Jonathan, the sports director. So we played for about 20 minutes, and since no one else came, I was declared the champion. Funny, that's the same way I won the mini golf competition back in 2021 and came out of it with a wine stopper.
Our Cozumel excursion was to begin at 12 noon. So we had enough time to get in a game of Scattergories in the Schooner Bar. Most people had already departed the ship so there were only 4 or 5 teams. We had categories like food and drink starting with w or brands starting with m and we kept going around the circle to see who was the last team standing. We were one of only two teams to even win a category.
So then it was off the gangway into Cozumel. We signed up to do a farm to table tour at noon. Now the excursion was not with the cruise line, it was with Viator, which has worked well for us in the past. We save a little cash, and the options are still really good. We shuffled our way through the marketplace, which is deliberately designed to confuse tourists so they can't get out; it's just like an outdoor casino. We found our way out and across the street, we were told to hang by the 7-11 and the gas station. There was a little plaza there with some small restaurants and shops, plus tourist booths. And we know the deal in Mexico, the store employees are very pushy, and always trying to recruit tourists who don't know what they are doing. There was even a guy with a monkey trying to get people to pay to take pictures with the monkey.
But as the time ticked away, we had this sinking feeling. By 12:10, we pretty much gave up. The guy never showed up for the tour. We were disappointed, but we knew we'd get our money back, which we did a week later. So we went over to Margaritaville, which is right near the boat. It's kind of like a tiki hut, but whoever the manager is, jut does not know what the hell they are doing. Even though it was only 12:30, the TVs were showing music videos, and one was Toby Keith. there was no Jimmy Buffett. Everything else was this loud contra music or hip hop and the volume was at the level usually reserved for movie theater trailers. If that wasn't bad enough, onto the order. For two average sized cocktails and an order of nachos, we paid $64. And the merch was limited and even the t-shirt were all made of heavy cotton. Disgraceful. I've been to some good Buffet places, but this was by far the worst.
I guess the one good side is I got back on the boat and the sun was out and I tanned by the pool for 2 hours. Probably took down 2 or 3 mojitos in that time too. We skipped dinner because there was some trivia I wanted do. Beatles, NFL, country music. I wasn't missing those.
The first two were located in the King and Country pub. Gay Chris led both. The Beatles one was heavily attended. Glad I had mom to help out. I think we got 16 of the 20, but again, strength in numbers. Some of these teams were made up 5 or 6 people all working together. Then came NFL trivia. Now it was termed The Big Game trivia, so I thought it would be all about the Super Bowl. When the first question was name the NFL's current commissioner, I knew it would not be what I expected. But some of the questions were nuts. For instance, what's the average salary of an NFL player. Apparently, it's $2 million, I said $1.2 million. But the issue was on the question of name the oldest NFL stadium still being used. I knew it was Soldier Field, it had been around since the 1920s. Well Chris said it was Lambeau Field in Green Bay. I knew it could not be right, it wasn't built the 50s. Soldier Field is older! And I made my case, I pulled up Fox Sports and showed him. And oh did I get booed by the crowd. One drunk asshole screamed "Beat it nerd." That's what set me off. I'm no fighter, but I couldn't stomach the thought of being in that room being mocked and booed. It brought back to mind being bullied and even though I'm better with it, those feelings just don't fully go away. So I told mom I was leaving. And I did just that. As it turns out Soldier Field is older, but wasn't used for football until 1971. So in truth, both answers could have been correct. It was a bad question from a guy who doesn't know football and doesn't speak English clearly. But over the next few days, 2 people came up to me about it asking what happened. Not the guy who got on me though. They were people who I'd watched games with on Sunday, so they already knew me. I explained and I guess I was glad I could tell my side of the story.
I took off for Schooner Bar for country music trivia. And I was feeling really upset in the moment. Took down two Jack and ginger ales. The bar seats were all filled, so I knew it wouldn't be easy. Javier played about 2-3 seconds have a song and we had to guess it. I got 18 of 20 and it was enough for a victory. I guess it was a redemption moment. It wasn't about winning, it was about the credit, about the respect.
Dinner was in Windjammer, so it was not going to be on the level of the main dining room. I had a baked potato and two burger patties. The taco bar looked horrible, I steered clear. I passed mom in the room and she was clearly upset I left. But I had to protect myself mentally. If she doesn't understand that, well, I'm sorry.
Back to Schooner bar for classical guitar with Andres. I was going to see Darryl Williams, an R&B singer, in the Pacifica Theater. But I passed since mom didn't care for the early show, mostly because it was too loud in the theater. So instead, I watched a couple of game shows in the Colony Club: Friendly Feud (our team won 5 of 6 questions) and the Perfect Couple. To me, there are few things funnier than couples being put in awkward situations. People go out of the way to put up these perfect perceptions, but those moments where they have to be vulnerable and let their guards down...it's so funny to me.
They were timed how fast they could switch into each other's clothes backstage. But the best was the finale. The woman was blindfolded with a golf club between her legs, with the butt of the club out in front. The guy had to walk to the other side of the room and he had a roll of toilet paper between his legs. He had to guide the woman to walk where he was and then she had to insert the end of the club into the roll hole. And the woman was allowed only one adjustment of the club. The last couple was a big black guy and a white woman from Kentucky. She tried to bend down to lower the club, but she bent so far back, that she fell back to the floor. And he basically tried to get on top of her standing and insert the hole into the club...I am pretty sure I cried from laughing. I think I was even jumping in the air.
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