Sunday, November 13, 2011

Jets vs. Patriots live blog

Was going to drink Sam Adams Oktoberfest tonight, but then I remembered it is brewed in Massachusetts. Brooklyn Pilsner instead...

7:31: Kickoff to McKnight. Takes it to the 32. That crowd is crazy!

7:38: The Jets passing game looked amazing. But the Pats bend, don't break. And Nick Folk blows a 24-yard field goal attempt. Are you kidding me?

7:45: The defense decided not to show up initially. Chad OchoCinco actually made a catch. They do stop New England eventually. But Kyle Wilson drops a sure INT on 3rd down and Gostowski drills a 50-yard field goal. 3-0.

7:56: Drive stalls at midfield Sanchez overthrows a receiver by 50 feet. Terrible punt on top of it. This is looking terrible.

8:01: 53 yards to Ocho Cinco. I am beside myself.

8:03: Field goal. 6-0.

8:08: Sanchez sacked by Andre Carter, who was not even blocked. First quarter over and this is looking like SOJ.

8:13: The Jets convert a 3rd and 17...only to have it overturned on offensive pass interference. That asshole Edelman pulls of a 16-yard punt return. Amazing how bad this is.

8:19: 3 and out and the 3rd INT dropped. The offense better get going and quick.

8:23: Burress with a fine diving catch over the middle for a first down. The offense is showing the ability to move the ball, but if you don't get points...

8:24: The offensive line sucks tonight. Andre Carter looks like Lawrence Taylor.

8:32: Punt down to the 7-yard line. 3 and out. Kerley does nothing with the return. Time to go to work. 7:34 left in the second quarter. Oh BTW, 10-yard penalty on the Jets. Penalties, missed coverages, dropped INT's, the missed field goal. God help us.

8:40: Sacked again. This offense continues to suck against the worst defense in football. Punt to the 8.

8:44: Safety! Jamaal Westerman slams Mr. Overrated in the end zone! 4:44 to go.

8:47: Joe McKnight has no burst whatsoever. The toe is clearly bothering him. Cromartie should return in the second half. Devin McCourty injured his right shoulder and likely will not return. A very thin NE secondary is only getting more vulnerable. But the o-line must protect Sanchez.

8:50: Tomlinson with a big 16-yard run up the middle. Down to the NE 32. 2:30 left in the half.

8:51: Patrick Turner (Who?) 22 yards over the middle. They're at the NE 10! Two-minute warning.

8:54: On 2nd down, Keller catches a pass at the 3. So it's 3rd and goal from the 2. I would run it here. Time out.

8:56: Four WR and Greene. Sanchez in the shotgun and runs it in! TD Jets! 9-6!

9:03: Welker and Gronkowski embarrass the defense. Eric Smith with a hideous 15-yard face mask penalty.

9:07: That fucker Gronkowski. 13-9 New England. I am in a horrible mood right now.

9:29: 3 and out. But Gronkowski could have made that sideline catch though. Jim Leonhard returns this punt...and not for much. I'll be stunned to see McKnight again tonight.

9:32: Jets start on their own 45. Very good field position. Three straight incompletions. WTF.

9:36: David Harris with a huge open field tackle. Joe Fucking McKnight fumbles the punt. They are giving everything away.

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