Saturday, December 24, 2005

I apologize to Tom Brady.

I've ripped this guy over and over. Some people think it was unnecesary. Well I still hate him more than any athlete not named Larry Jones. But I'm not going to rip him today. Instead I'm going to turn my attention to Washington WR Santana Moss, a true son of a bitch.

This midget couldn't ever produce as a Jet. He sucked for 5 years. He dropped passes, his size didn;t allow him to make big catches. All he did was catch a swing pass and the coaching staff expected him to break 11 tackles and score a touchdown. So this offseason, he goes to Washington and the Jets get back Laveraneus Coles and I was all for the trade. Pennington and Coles reunited. Joy to the World!!! Great trade!!!

What the hell happens? As it always goes for New York Football. Coles gets lost in the shuffle as the Jets use 4 quarterbacks and is barely heard from. He gets talked about as much as Harry Williams, the Jets 6th round draft pick this year, who hasn't played a down all year!

But that little bastard Moss becomes the FIRST PLAYER that Jet GM Terry Bradway has either drafted or signed that makes it to the Pro Bowl. And he does it with the Redskins. And the way he torched the Giants today was a damn joke. Did you see the way the Giants defense was tackling? That secondary? My 14-year old dog could have played better cornerback than Will Allen, Curtis DeLoatch, and Corey Webster. At least Hogan has some speed. But was that the Kansas City defense morphing into the Giant uniforms? What a debacle. The way they were walking around in the grass, it looked more like the Giants were playing golf or croquet!

But Moss was never half this player in green and white. It's like slamming your head against a concrete wall.

And everything plummets straight to hell for the Giants. Yeah, they may still make the playoffs, but they'll be one and done. Looking at the way they're plaing right now, they have no ability to beat Chicago, Seattle, or Carolina. Did Jeremy Shockey show up? Did Plaxico Burress show up? Better yet, did his hands show up? Nice drop on the first play of the game on what would have been a 50 yard touchdown. No Antonio Pierce. No William Joseph. No Kareem McKenzie. No Carlos Emmons. No pass defense. Next to no chance to get to the NFC title game, let alone the Super Bowl. Let's just move on to the WNBA or the AHL or professional lacrosse. Anything. The stupid World Baseball Classic.

And the Jets have been meaningless since September. What a Merry Christmas this is.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's nice to see that things are back to normal for you--I thought you might be mellowing in your older age during this holiday season-but I guess not-By the way what does Chipper have to do with any of this?