Watching a mime audition on American Idol. Absolutely classic. This girl, Jennifer is a real mime. Her face is painted like Marcel Marceau. So she lip-synchs an Aerosmith song with all these really exxagerated body movements and then collapses face first in front of the judges. She hadn't sung or spoken a word. And Simon goes, "One of the best we've heard today." Suffice to say, she's not going to Hollywood.
A few other things.
You can buy heart-shaped pepperoni pizzas at Papa Murphy's for Valentine's Day. Forget the chocolates, forget the flowers, this says love! If a girl buys me a pizza, I know she's special. Actually scratch that. If she throws in some cheesy bread, then she's got potential!
Scott Boras may have gotten 7 years for Carlos Beltran but he is not getting 7 years for Magglio Ordonez.
When Aurora Central Catholic is the 8th seed out of 14 teams in a high school basketball playoff sectional, you are covering one LOUSY sectional.
I never discussed wrestling on here before, but I miss the old Tazz and FTW 13. There's supposed to be a one-time ECW pay-per-view in June. I'm guessing he won't but it would be beautiful to see him lock the Tazzmission on just one more victim. And ROB VAN DAM's new DVD is out. Hopefully there's one Van Terminator on there. Cool guy, who I met in Denver in 1999 when he was still in ECW. Right now, he's till on the shelf for a few months due to knee surgery. Man wrestling just ain't the same.
And it really sucks to be sick. Later.
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